Cerita Lucu Bahasa Jawa: Pitik Mogok Mangan


Bar nganakke pengajian Mbak Dewi ngresiki ruang tamu karo njukuki turah-turahan suguhan sing ora dipangan karo tamune. Salah suwijining panganan yaiku lumpia sajake wis rada lawas. Lumpia iku akeh sing kur dicokot sithik karo tamune, ora dienthekake. Mbak Dewi ngambu lumpia kuwi, banjur celathu menawa lumpiane wis rada banger. Apike dipakakke pithik wae. Ndilalahe pithike Mbak Dewi krungu omongan iku banjur grenengan marang kancane


















Pithik Blorok:  
Wah lumpia sing wis mambu kae mesthi dipakakke aku

Pithik Putih:
Loh njuk ngapa tho?

Pithik Blorok:
Awake dhewe wiwit mbiyen dipakani sing mambu-mambu terus, ora tau sing enak-enak. Mbok pisan-pisan ora sah dienteni mambu!.  Makani barang apik ora iso popiye?

Pithik Putih:
Hooh bener Blo!. Awake dhewe kur diwenehi turah-turahan. Nek ngono mengko ethok-ethok ora doyan mangan wae po?

Pithik Blorok:
Bener Put!. Engko nek diwenehi lumpia dieker-eker wae rasah dipangan.

^_^

Wasan rampung ngresiki ruang tamu, Mbak Dewi njukuk lumpia  sak gegem,  diuncalke ning lemah ben dipangan pithike.  Ananging pithik loro kuwi malah kur ngeker-eker lumpia nganthek sumebar tekan ngendi-endi.  Babar pisan ora gelem mangan.

Weruh pithike ora doyan lumpia, Mbak Dewi  banjur njukuk sega mambu ning pawon. Segane dilebokake ning trempolong ben dipangan pithike. Nanging pithike malah kur nendang-nendang trempolong nganthek segane tumplak. Mbak Dewi bingung, apa sebape pithike ora gelem mangan?.  

Untunge dheweke kelingan nduwe roti tawar lawas sing wis njamur.  Mbok menawa pithike doyan roti. Rotine dijukuk ning nduwur meja, banjur dioncalke ning ngarepe pithike. Ternyata padha wae nasibe karo lumpia banger lan sega mambu. Roti jamuran iku blas ora dipangan karo pithike. Malah ditendang-tendang ngantek kontal ning ndalan. Mbak Dewi kaget marang pokale pithike.

Dumadakan Adhine Mbak Dewi metu saka omah karo nuntun Ponakane sing melet-melet kepedesen merga mangan arem-arem.  “Kowe ki durung doyan pedes Le, wis dilepeh wae arem-areme” celathune marang Ponakane.  Weruh mbokne ponakane yaiku Majda Yulianingrum metu saka omah, Mbak Dewi banjur cerita menawa pithike dho ora doyan mangan.

Majda Yulianingrum:
Wooo, sajake pithikmu padha gering ki, saiki lagi musim Penyakit Tetelo loh!

Mbak Dewi:
Wooo ngono tho, nek ngono digolekke obat apa ya?

Majda Yulianingrum:
Rasah diobati. Dibeleh wae. Soale mengko malah nulari kanca-kancane.

Pithik Blorok kaget banget  krungu usulan dheweke dibeleh wae.  Blorok tambah kaget wasan weruh Pithik Putih ujuk-ujuk notholi lepehan arem-arem.

Pithik Blorok:
Kowe ki piye tho ? Awake dhewe wis nolak mangan sega, kok malah trima mangan lepehan arem-arem ki piye. Rak yo luwih njijiki tho?.

Pithik Putih:
Timbangane dibeleh, aku milih mangan lepehan arem-arem wae.  Ben kowe wae sing ora doyan mangan luwih pantes dibeleh...

Pithik Blorok:
Enak wae.  Aku ya ora gelem dibeleh ki.....  (Pithik Blorok banjur cepet-cepet melu notholi lepehan arem-arem karo mripate merem amarga jijik)

Pithik loro kuwi rebutan ngentekke lepehan  arem-arem.  Mbak Dewi lan Majda Yulianingrum dadi gumun. Pithik sing mau ora doyan lumpia, sega lan roti kok saiki malah rebutan lepehan arem-arem. Lucu tenan pithik jaman saiki (Undil-2012). 

38 comments:

  1. mksh ya udah bantuin tgs bhs jawa ku :D

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  2. Maturnuwun wis ngewangi nggarap tugas basa jawa-ku
    (^_^)

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  3. makasih udah bantu tugaskuu :)

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  4. thankz udh bntu tugas bhs.jawaku

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  5. wkwkwkwk lucu bangetz

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  6. makasih dah selesai kan tugasku

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  7. Hahahahaa Lucu tenan iki, salam kenal yo

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  8. "kontal" ning dalan iku opo artine ? btw ijin copas yo lek ... suwon

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  9. mkasih............

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  10. Crito lawas tp lumayan, sing rodo kreatif nggawe critane....

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  11. Mksh dah buatq ketawa

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  12. Kwkwkw lucu eram iki ceritane....😄

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  13. izin share lucu banget sampe ngakak

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  14. izin copy kangge tugas gih mas... matur suwun

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  15. Urutan critane apik, lucu tenan, mung bahasane ijik campur2. Ning wis ok, jempol.

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